October 30, 2017

Force and Destiny -44- Robot-gotiation

October 30, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

Some things have happened, as expected. The party was split, unsurprising, really. Now our favorite not-currently-killing-people droid is talking to some Mon Calamari about some situation that's problematic. So of course this is going to make it better. (I certainly hope everyone listening to this has developed appropriate expectations and adequate sarcasm meters. Please.) Let's find out how better it's going to be!

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October 23, 2017

Force and Destiny -43- Separate

October 23, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

I only have one thing to say about this episode: They split the party. That's the only important fact really.

October 16, 2017

Force and Destiny -42- Choices

October 16, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

This is the conversation that occurs about 15 minutes into this episode:

“This audio may not be usable.”

“I mean, let’s just cut out the parts where everything goes to 11 for four seconds.”

“How much do we hate our listeners?”

“I mean you could just turn it down a little bit?”

“I’m just really sad that they don’t get the video.”

So you've been warned. There's some wonky audio right at the beginning here, but it's also hilarious; so when I tried to judge how much we may or may not hate our listeners, I balanced it with how funny the whole thing turns out to be. I hope you'll find that I made the right choice. At any rate, I'm sure you'll agree it's a better choice than most of the ones made by our favorite band of "jedi." Speaking of, they've got to make some choices about some missions. I'm sure exactly whatever misguided option you are currently wondering whether or not they chose is exactly correct. All of them. Yes.

October 09, 2017

Force and Destiny -41- Sued?

October 09, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

Everything just gets more "exciting" every time, doesn't it? So the "good" news is that our "fair" protagonists have "rescued" some refugees. Also they have a "forge" that can probably "fix" them. That should go "exactly" not as "planned," if prior experience with this group is any indicator. Especially given they've brought along one of those "Knights of Ren" guys. Of course none of this really "surprising" and should be completely "expected" at this point, but of course it also means this could get "interesting" soon. "Enjoy!"

October 02, 2017

Force and Destiny -40- Organic

October 02, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

So last time we ended with some refugees and this sentient forge contraption. Our favorite Force droid has some interest in both for some reasons. Everyone else is just glad they survived the cyborg rancor and some of them have acquired really cool saber weapon mace stabbing majobbers. So what to do with those refugees and that forge contraption? We should probably find out. Somebody needs to keep an eye on this crew, after all.

September 25, 2017

Force and Destiny -39- Forging

September 25, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

Hey, so concussion missiles are pretty great, you guys. Also, everyone that we care about survived. But now there are decisions to be made. What to do about the refugees and the servitors and the forge that might be sentient...what to do. One thing I do know, this party can only make the best decisions, especially where dangerous technology is concerned. Especially then.

September 18, 2017

Force and Destiny -38- Uuuuuuuuuuuuhh

September 18, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

Last time went just fine. The servitors are great. The old guy with the force pike is also great. The dark forces in the planet are great, too. And frankly cyborg-rancors are extra great because they're just so cool. At least, that's how I remember it. And frankly, when it comes to this job, my memory is the only memory that actually matters. And last I remember there was a cyborg-rancor and some decisions to be made. That's just great, too.

September 11, 2017

Force and Destiny -37- Rancor?

September 11, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

So I had this great blurb for the episode. I was proud of it. It was witty. Then when I went to save it, it said, "Error! You are not signed in!" Awesome website, I'm glad you told me that after I'd finished using all the administrative tools that I accessed after actually signing in. Cool cool cool. So now I'm just using the blurb to complain. You'll get a good blurb next time. It'll be fine, I'm sure, after all, our last episode ended with, "Well, the Jedi Temple sent us into a trap! Screw them!" Nothing could go wrong with that.

September 04, 2017

Force and Destiny -36- Faraday Cage

September 04, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

Well, stuff happens. Stuff with light swords. Stuff with old guys. Stuff with evil underground darknesses. Stuff with servitors. So much stuff, I can't even keep track of it anymore! It's that much stuff. And now--more stuff. Stuff with refugees. Stuff with Knights of Ren. Stuff with old men and light swords. Oh and maybe a faraday cage. Or a spaceship. They're totally the same, though. At least that's what I've heard. Onward!

August 28, 2017

Force and Destiny -35- Underneath

August 28, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

In our last episode, we ended on a cliffhanger because that's the best episode ending, really. An old man had just drawn a lightsaber on our party (surprise!), there was something about punching, everyone seemed to have forgotten that the mind-controlled servitors were a thing to maybe be terrified of (by forgot, I mostly mean didn't seem to be considering it appropriately terrifying), and some ancient evil down the stairs seems to have been awakened by the mere arrival of said danger-invoking party. This should be super great, you guys! Enjoy!

August 21, 2017

Force and Destiny -34- Servitors

August 21, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

Droids, hardcore training, lack of independent software, and also some dark side stuff--all these things and more are here for our "heroes" and you, their faithful fans! I know you thought you were getting a great deal with socio-economic disruption, probable genocide, sassy Y-wing flying, and environmental destruction for the low, low price of 33 podcast episodes. But get ready: this deal is better than you hoped! Now you can get secret lightsabers and dark, buried evil for just one episode more! This is a deal to great to pass up! Start listening now and take advantage of this bonus before things get screwed up forever!

August 14, 2017

Force and Destiny -33- Hardcore

August 14, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

So the educational exchange program is going great, y'all. Totally fine. No problems. Everything's totally above-board and morally acceptable. Now it's time to find out some more about those Ren guys and gals. All in the name of knowledge, right? Right?

August 07, 2017

Force and Destiny -32- Droid!

August 07, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

And now...it's time...for the Jedi Educational Exchange program...now with servitor droids! This program is renown for it's top-of-the-line practice sabers, plebes who repress things, and challenges to both tact and morality! I'm sure our favorite group of exchangees will do just fine. Easy peasy. Yep. Absolutely fine. You'll see!

July 31, 2017

Force and Destiny -31- Laser Swords

July 31, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

Jungles, temples, punching, Knights of Ren, laser swords, and snarky comments. What is even going on around here? I'll be honest, I think it's mostly chaos, luck-driven chaos. If you don't believe me, you probably haven't been listening carefully enough. And now, once again, it is time to turn your ears to hear the story of how of heroes accidentally destroy things and still succeed--now with louder laser swords. Or something.

July 24, 2017

Force and Destiny -30- Punch?

July 24, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

Last time, our fair not-quite Jedi grabbed in inter-dimensional hitch-hiker, handed a dangerous holocron to a vulnerable youth, grabbed some double doubles at the burger stop, and everybody died. Some of that is true. I think. But they are definitely not responsible for any prominent tangent Skywalkers going to the dark side. Not at all. And now, to discover what our fair group discovers as they enter a trap. That they know about. And do some things they will earn morality in spite of. This should be fun. Or something.

July 17, 2017

Force and Destiny -29- Daaaaaaark Siiiiiiide

July 17, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

Phase-shifting patients! Even more holocron! (It's always back to the holocron) All these questions! Who has a lightsaber again? Oh right, I wasn't even there! Better hang on, these phase-shifting lightsaber holocron patients are about to get dramatic!

July 10, 2017

Force and Destiny -28- Months?

July 10, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

So some things happened. Some punching may have happened. Some people may have stopped happening. Oh and research proves you should never shoot a holocron ghost in the face. Just don't let that happen. It may seem like a great idea, especially after fancy weapon tricks happen, but no. Even if you have a multiclass jedi-bot happening. I'm just telling you now. Don't even let it be a happening phase. I'll show myself out. You'll know why later. Ahem.

July 03, 2017

Force and Destiny -27- Neutrality

July 03, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

When we last left our dear party of sort-of Jedi, they were about to embroil themselves in a dicey negotiation situation. *gets distracted creating Negotiation Situation song that will not be shared* Of course we all realize that dicey situations are not really the ethical strong suit of this particular party, but as we also all realize: when has that ever stopped them? Let's all grab our open-source lightsabers and LEROOOOOOOY JENKINSSSSSSS!

June 26, 2017

Force and Destiny -26- Negotiate?

June 26, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

Something something Real Jedi, something something Grim Disappointment, something Luke, something punchy-face...wait, that's not this episode...right. Something open-source lightsabers something. Yeah. That's this one. Go!

June 19, 2017

Force and Destiny -25- Huttastic!

June 19, 2017/ That DnD Podcast

Man, these guys just can't seem to stay away from the Hutts. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the frigate they've acquired. It's totally random. Anyone else would definitely be having the same problem. Yeah. But on the bright side, they're in a unique position to get some information. Information about danger. So, the best kind. Yeah.