It's Rifts, ya'll! -chaos- Whoops all scoring no editing

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Urgh. No episode this week due to waves hands around. On the hand, your' fun fact of the day is that sea lice are bad for Norway’s salmon fisheries. Do with that fact what you will! The …crew… will return eys, arms, hammers, and all next week!

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It's Rifts, y'all! -46- Okay but I really need my hamemr to be collapsible though.

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Gotta get some weapons work done, a little hibachi, maybe some orange julius. Aw, yeah.

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It's Rifts, y'all! -44-I have a phone? Why do I have a phone?

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Aaaaaaand we’re back! And we’re also baaaaaack at the mall! Let’s go to the mall—today!

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It's Rifts, y'all! -43- Something something BUS TIME

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I’ma be honest—I hazed a little and so…I' have no idea what to put as a blurb here! And it’s late! And I’m leaving at a stupid time in the morning for a trip! So here you go! Episode!

Also, next week: no episode. Forewarned is …foreknowledged!

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It's Rifts, y'all! -42- Everybody's back at home base!

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It’s time for some down time. It’s time to take stock of where we are! It’s time for some down time. It’s time to check on home base, get a little snacky snack, say hi to a mustache man, maybe meet a new friend. It’s down time time!

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It's Rifts, y'all! -41- I mean, it's not a whole lie, just a part of a partly lie.

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Magentaaaaaaaa Vernuliaaaaaaaan

Magenta Vernuuuuuuuuliaaaaaaan

Also some folks are trying to bribe for information, so we’d better see how that’s going.

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It's Rifts, y'all! -40- Everybody wants to know about Gug!

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Hmmm Don’t know about this magenta Vernulian. Not sure what’s going on there. Oh wait…looks like I’m about to find out!

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It's Rifts, y'all! -39- I don't think this gas station has the soda I like.

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Some of the party members are definitely too interested in the cats. Oh but also, there’s cactus people! So that’s different.

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It's Rifts, y'all! -37- There are definitely more than sixty cats.

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Well there’s still a giant monkey mech and still a party split. This should be great!

Another weird length episode! Huzzah.

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It's Rifts, y'all! -36- You just gonna leave your boyfriend back there?

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Lightining powers—activate!

Also, this episode and next are a weird length because I ended up with a weird length of audio. Ah well.

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It's Rifts, y'all -35- I like it when my shiny sword gives me a soundtrack for fights!

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My favorite kind of cool, it’s-definitely-not-a-red-flag -that-my-sword-plays-music-in-my-brain soundtrack is the electronic mariachi remix. Fills me with energy!

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It's Rifts, y'all -34- Won't someone rid me of this pesky gorillamech?

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mech mech mech mech mech mech mech mech

baaaaaaaaaaaaad decisionnnnnnnnnnnnns

mech mech mech mech mech mech mech mech

baaaaaaaaaaaaad decisionnnnnnnnnnnnns

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It's Rifts, y'all -33- Sure, I can drive. Do we care if it explodes?

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Okay but listen. Hear me out. I’ve always wanted a giant gorilla mech, and there’s one right here? I can definitely drive this because I’ve totally driven a car before. What could go wrong?

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It's Rifts, y'all! -32- Oh it's mecha monkey time!

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Out of the hole and into the magically-generated-distortion-field-that-conceals-a-giant-mecha-monkey scenario! This should be super great!

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It's Rifts, y'all! -30- New Year, Long Intro: Let's Go!

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Well. I think we won? Hard to say, really. But uh—how about those cool, definitely-not-possessed, swords?

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It's Rifts, y'all! -29- Still with the lamprey dog majobbers? Uuuuuuugh.

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And we’re back! I hope everyone celebrating winter holidays had a lovely time!

Our folks are still in the throes of the underground-lamprey-mole-dog fight! This should be great!

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