Fangs & Failures -09- Look, other people may not, but I'm gonna call him a criminal

Okay, time for contingency plans. Gotta do some research into dead-non-guy-in-the-box, but also gotta get some “snack” and probably a new suit in case dead-not-a-guy-in-the-box gets to wake up. Who would’ve thought one big-ass box would still be causing some complications? Who would’ve thought.

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Fangs & Failures -08- Argument for wits? Let's pretend I made that argument.

Time for some vampire cop action. But not like cop vampire action. Just vampire cop action. Also probably some big tall jumping. And, if you’re keeping track, no, no one has decided anything about the big-ass box and its contents.

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Fangs & Failures -07- I am comfortable saying that we absolutely do not want that box.

Well this episode turned out shorter than usual! I apologize—I thought I had mathed correctly, but I suppose there were more cuts than anticipated. Ah well. There’s definitely still a big-ass box hanging out and causing problems, so that’s a plus.

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Fangs & Failures -06- Well, hopefully you won't see me as a problem, eh, Rick?

Fancy meeting time! Time to chat people up and see if we find out anything about the shrivelly box guy. Not directly, of course. We have to be subtle. Talk between the lines. Spy stuff.

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Fangs & Failures -05- Ah yes, good ole blood magic, of course.

Hm. The opening of the creepy box has only raised more questions upon questions. It this all real magic or somebody doing some fake magic they read about on the internet somewhere? Do we get to hack the fingerprint database at all? I’ve been practicing my fast typing just in case! Oh. We’re going to a fancy meeting? I can do that, too. Yeah. Sure.

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Fangs & Failures -04- Of course we have our own personal Troy.

When in doubt, get somebody else to open the creepy box. Of course, just because you have the thing opened, doesn’t mean the creepy everything is over. It may actually now be weirder than it was before. Or at least, the open box has now raised even more questions than there were before. Time to scare delivery kid silent and call up a Troy.

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Fangs & Failures -03- But really, can't we just leave this box out in the yard?

So the box is making everything weird. And weird in like a really unnatural way, not weird in a “I totally put my foot in my mouth in the work meeting and now I just have to sit here” kind of way. So somebody’s got to open this thing, but uh Not Me. Nope. Absolutely not.

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Fangs & Failures -02- Okay, but you did lick that off the wall.

Y’all, this big-ass long box is weird. Extra weird. You know, besides that fact that it is a big-ass long box. What on earth could be inside it?

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Fangs & Failures -01- Where someone gets a big-ass long box

It’s time to meet the vampires of this masquerade and see what their average Thursday is like. It involves intimidating entrances, bagged-up bodies, and a big-ass long box. This should be good!

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Doskvol after Dark -58- Interview with John Harper

And to wrap up our Blades in the Dark campaign, an interview with the creator, John Harper. This interview was originally aired in the spring of 2018, but since time no longer makes sense for any of us, we’ll just count that as 100 Eras ago. Look it’s barely less time since the last movie with a Batman, and now we’re getting another movie with a Batman, so TIME MATTERS NOT AT ALL!

Anyway, I may have a personal grievance with Time Passage that I need to work out. Everyone else can enjoy this interview that took place before the Time of LockDown destroyed our internal clocks. Okay? Sounds good on paper anyway.

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Doskvol after Dark -56- Now he just looks like a dead ragamuffin!

To hide the body or hide themselves…that is the question our party has asked itself. And today, you will discover the answer! Really, though, as always, it’s all about the towels. Not the body. The towels. I bet you can’t wait to find out how!

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Doskvol after Dark -55- They won't look in the armoire because that's where the body was.

Well we’ve made it to the “how to we get inside” part. And the “oh no that body just fell out of this armoire” part. Of course there’s also the “let’s roll down this rabbit hole first” part. All of the parts you were hoping for!

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Doskvol after Dark -54- Well, the racoon suit lets you fly.

We have some plans! And some racoons? Or metaphorical racoons? Some literal grappling hooks! Time to sneakify into the house!

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Doskvol after Dark -53- So goats, sewers, ghosts, or racoons?

It’s time to plan the strike on the Governor! There are some down-time actions first because everybody needs some health and less stress. (But then, don’t we all!) But then some plans! Or wait. Maybe racoons.

Wait. Where did the racoons come from?

Plans. We’re doing plans!

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Doskvol after Dark -52- That sounds like a group action, to me.

Time for some group actions. And ever more group actions! Ghosts? Is it time for the ghost summoning, yet? After the goats and fire, it’s probably a totally smart idea to summon a ghost, right? Right?

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Dosvkol after Dark -51- Uh you might have made a little noise getting here.

Well there’s been a lot of ruckus, really. There’s no doubt that sneaking is not any of these adventurer’s strengths list, to be sure. But fire? Absolutely! Mayhem? Definitely! Ghosties? Well, there’s some debate. Let’s see what’s next on the “How about this plan?” checklist!

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Doskvol after Dark -50- I'm gonna sniff him out with my hunting animal!

Honestly, that on-fire goat cart was a pretty impressive distraction. Let’s see how well it works for our friends in teh pressurized towel cart!

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Doskvol after Dark -49- Now it's time for the flaming goat-cart distraction!

We’ve got that towel cart fully pressurized and ready to go. Got a cart outside with supplies and goats. It’s time for the manuever to begin!

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Doskvol after Dark -48- Assault is still an option!

So here’s the question: get the bad guy in the police station? get the bad guy in his fortified howww.patreon.com/thatdndpodcastme? be a cart of towels? sell a cart of towels? There are some options here. Time to choose the adventure!

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